XXX ADULTS ONLY! Now that I have your attention! I want you to know... I throw random snowballs at friends and family. I actually enjoy mowing the yard. My last vacation consisted of sunshine, mini pool, rubber float and Rum. I love music and often drive my car while singing. I like laughing until I almost pee my pants. My dog Jesse is smarter than most people I know. I think it's funny when people fall down, BUT I always ask if they're alright. I cry during Hallmark commercials. I always let the guy with just bread and milk go ahead of me at the store. I never liter. I always wanted to visit Grizzly Adams. I own a pool stick.I love the soft hair around a man's belly button.I know alternative medicine is hindered because of greed and politics. I like riding motorcycles and horses and the sound of an acoustic guitar. One time I actually RAN with scissors. I will never stop learning. I want a '73 Opel GT Sport & a love that I fear is too good to be true AND THIS TIME, I will love fearlessly.

What I am looking for:

A man that doesn't mind being hit with a snowball, but might just roll me in the snow for it. Never just lets me win and loves me for my ability to win all by myself. Would risk being late to help an abandoned kitten. Has a DL Has his priorities straight He doesn't lose his cool when the car breaks down on the side of the road. Realizes that I can handle the truth and is honest enough to give it to me. Knows all the words to at least one Love song. Would take a spontanious trip to paradise!

update: MADE IT TO TEXAS!!!! WOO HOO...FYI: If you are only interested in slim/tiny/average or whatever, please pass me by...I am the soft/cushy sz18 type, lol, but hey if anyone could suggest a good workout I could be a sz9 by summer! muah!

On the 2nd, 3rd, 4th dates...anything goes! I have many interest and love trying new things and can be somewhat spontaneous, but I'll need an hour to get ready, lol...First date? well that would be something simple in a neutral location...I would hope to beat you there so that I am sitting there having a drink..instead of being the one who awkwardly arrives after (better you than me, sorry lol)