I have been divorced for over 5 years and am trying to get back into the dating scene. I am honest, caring and have an offside sense of humour. I am a hopeless romantic and I know that my friend and lover is out there somewhere.I have 2 children that mean the world to me. I get them 1/2 the time. I can cook and enjoy making dinner for 2 or for a group of friends.I am neat and clean both around my home and personally. I would like to meet a lady that enjoys being treated as such. I enjoy many things and would love to share them with someone special.
If you would like to know more, please get back to me.
I know my profile says I smoke, but would love to quite.
UPDATE: Just a note to those who are wondering. God gave me a perfect body, great hair and a face to die for. Unfortunately the aliens have taken that from me on their last visit. They said they would return it after their finished studying the "perfect human".
So, if you want to take a chance and wait with me until they return me to my god given body and mind, I'm sure it will be well worth your while.
UPDATE # 2: Still waiting for my friends, I know they are coming. They promised (in thier own alien like way).
Favourite qoutes...
-You can't have everything....where would you put it?
-If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain
-Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
-An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
-If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
-It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
-Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
-Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.---- Woody Allen
-A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown
-I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. ~Colin Sautar
Here are ten facts
1. Your reading my profile.
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my profile.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts
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Just something simple like take a long walk off a short peer, or if the weather is bad, a game of twister on the moon.
But thats it, I don't like anything else...
Except maybe....you know...Grrrrrr....
Lawn bowling, yeah baby.
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