Scott is a very driven person who knows what he wants.He's very focused and won't let anyone....ooohhhh look,sparkly things.

How come everyone on here is fun,funny,and outgoing? Where are these people in real life? I never encounter these type of people in my everyday travels....odd.

I wanted to join the Teabaggers,but was let down when I found out they weren't what I thought they were. :(

Wanted to take some classes at NOVA.Took the admissions test and got invited in to the Honors Program.WTF...I hate reading!

Every time you favorite me and don't message me,god kills a kitten.

PURPLE PUNCH BUGGY!!! NO PUNCH BACK!

I'm a hardcore Miley Cyrus fan.I'm serious about this.I'm also a huge Pink fan!

I'm Brad Pitt's ugly brother...Arm Pitt.Unfortunately,there is NOT an app for that :(

I have a cute case of ADD.Yup,my ADD is so cute.

Scott is addicted to his iPhone.I'm a textaholic,I can't live without textahol.

I have a short attention span.I suck at planning and am very spontaneous,not a very good characteristic to have when dating a woman.Also,I have a short attention span.

Scott is a sarcastic smarty pants.

I drink Tequila and make sock puppets.The next morning as I'm getting dressed I'm wondering why there's markings all over my socks.

I don't believe in paragraphs.

Proper English is such a turn-on!

I'm obsessed with the word "douche" and all it's variants...douchebag,douche nozzle,douche canoe,etc....

I hate hippies.Motorcycles put out 10X the pollution as a car.Whenever I get next to a Prius,I downshift so they can hear me hurting the environment.

I own knitting needles,I can cast on the first row then I'm stuck.I own a sewing machine and can actually make some things,I made a sweet polar fleece jacket and a few quilts.I own a guitar but I'm left handed and all the learning videos are for right handed people...stupid right handed world.I have ice skates and roller blades and can do both,but not great.

I don't have a car,just a motorcycle.I live in Old Town and can walk to anything I need to,so I don't depend on transportation....and no you can't go for a ride,it's a one seater...wrecked 7/26/09.Broke my collar bone,shoulder blade,fractured my arm,and another concussion.No wonder I'm so screwed up

I'm a minimalist.I don't own more than I need.

Most women want a smart guy with a sense of humor,I have neither.

I type a sentence,then hit ENTER to make a space between sentences.

I'm socially awkward as I make pop culture references/current events that nobody gets and they just stand there scratching their heads.

I'm the bicycle version of Forrest Gump. "That boy sure is stupid,but he sure can ride" I finally made the ride across the Wilson Bridge to the National Harbor.First off,the National Harbor is my new hangout spot,that place is awesome! Secondly,you never realize how high the Wilson Bridge is until you ride a bike across it.That is the biggest hill I've ever rode a bike up.

I don't like clubs,they tend to leave bruises.I also don't like bars,who likes jail?

"I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices."-Mark Twain

We're all just bugs on the windshield of life....buzz,splat,wipe.Quit making life so complicated,it's not that serious.

Country and 80's music are my favorite types of music.It's an added bonus that most people don't like either and it irks them.SHWEET!

I love animals,unfortunately,my landlord doesn't share my love of animals.I wish I could have a Ferret.Guess I'll just have to settle for an ant farm.I wish I had a big backyard,I would have a family of Meerkats living back there.I was sad when Meerkat Manor was taken off the air.What happened to Carlos and that evil Hannibal!!!

All my pictures are recent and unfortunately...I do in fact look like them.

Pillow fight,pinkie fight to the DEATH!!!! or strip bible trivia.

Seriously,I always pass this shop in Old Town where you can paint your own pottery.I always thought that would be a cool first "meeting". Notice I said meeting and not date.Notice I also said 'pass' and not 'stay'....Notice I also said 'I' and not 'we'

So,I guess I'll just go paint a pot by myself :)

I also have primo season tickets to the Caps :)