Take 2 if you're male, another 2 if you're available, 3 if you don't smoke, 2 if you drink responsibly, 2 if you're house trained, 2 if you laugh at yourself regularly & 2 if you like to sing out loud - plus another 4 if you're sober at the time!

I don't go to the gym 3 times a week - yes, I'm the one. I know that every other person on this site squeezes into the gym 3 times each week but I'm the one who says NO to large crowds.

Camping, fishing & 4WDing isn't my favourite pastime, although of course I'd give it a go - who knows, I might even enjoy myself with no power, no comfort & perhaps no nibbles to my line… but please let me bring my goose down pillow to rest at the end of such a day!

If camping, fishing & 4WDing isn't your thing either, I'd probably make the following suggestions:

Have you ever learnt to rollerblade? I tried but failed miserably. But that wasn't with someone that could hold my hand & catch me when I fall...

Lets choose a town that we've never been to & drive to check it out. Great conversation, great scenery & uncovering that good little coffee shop / restaurant / pub can make up a great day. Sometimes we might not even get to the town we planned to, as the stops along the way can become the journey.

A good game of footy can be the bestest fun!! I'd love someone to untap the AFL fan within me. As long as you're willing to learn about NRL too - & those games are often interstate so be willing to travel north for the good ones!

What type of fella am I looking for?

Has to be tall - at least my height please so that I don't have to stoop & can continue with my shoe fetish

Must respect women, themselves & the law - drink drivers are**** & smokers don't taste nice

Has to enjoy a good laugh - I could fall in love with a sense of humour, hopefully the fella that comes with it is my type too

Nothing else really matters because I'd like to meet a real person, not a cardboard cut-out that I've described down to the colour of their sox (blue preferred)

Start with a coffee.... if there's a spark, the conversation flows & before we know it, the staff are waiting to close up....