This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"


I have the usual hobbies. I like to go camping and target shooting , do a little 4 wheeling, ride my quad or dirt bike and drink some beer by the camp fire. I grew up boating and it’s always a blast to get out on the water. I like floating the river, cliff jumping at Saguaro Lake, and hanging around the pool. In the winter I try to get in at least one skiing trip in between trips to the dunes and all the holiday craziness. Basically just getting out and enjoying the outdoors. I'm kind of into golf recently, and I like playing party games like horse shoes and pong.

I like to have fun going out with friends like a good back yard party or a dive bar. When I go out its usualy down to Mill Ave or Old Town. San Felipes at tempe market is one of my favorites. I like to hang out and watch some good sci-fi/action movies or a comedy. Most of the time i'm busy doing something with work or school so I try to make the most of my free time.

I like my job as a field engineer, there is a lot of opportunity and I realy enjoy it. I recently went back to school going for computer drafting and I’m trying to get my land surveyors license so I can start my own business some day. I've had my eyes on that goal for some time now and I have to maintain a professional apearance so I don't have any piercings or tattoos although I think they're cool if you have them.

Another passion of mine is muscle cars, especially 60's Chevys like the Chevelle and the Impala. My dream would be to restore a 68 Impala coupe. Guess you could say I’m kind of a gear head and I like to take things apart just to see how they work. The fun is putting it back together. Ive got a whole mechanics tool set and I help out my friends with their rides. I had a camaro but had to sell it for the ends.

My taste in music? Mostly I enjoy rock and alternative and a little bit of Rap/R&B. Anything that doesn't make me want to pull my hair out is good music I guess but it’s hard to categorize exactly what that is. I like to go to rock concerts and get crazy in the mosh pit.

I would like to find someone who could enjoy some of those things with me and enjoy spending time together. Please just give me the time of day, nothing hurts more than being ignored. If you didn't want to play ball why did you sign up here?

Pick you up and go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool over drinks.