Quotes made about me:
"Lick ya like a stamp, stick ya on an envelope and call it a day"
-Ashlie P.
"Well, you're not a model by any means but you're not ugly! If I was a dude, I'd want to **** you."
-A.P.
"I'm pretty sure you talk a lot of smack but at least you have nice...eyes."
-Miggie
“Ok, this is how I would describe you. I am going to try and steal a piece of fruit. My choices are an apple, a cantaloupe and a watermelon. I don’t want to go for the apple cause its small, not really filling and easy and the watermelon is huge and hard to conceal in my pants. Therefore, you are the cantaloupe. Just the right size but still a bit of a challenge.”
-Johnny C.

That about sums it all up. My cousin and I have a bar called The Candy Shop. Ask me about it sometime and I am open to any other questions. Just shoot me an email.
Oh. And my eye lashes aren't fake, they are just super-dueper. Im a pretty funny girl...not to toot my own horn or anything and I've been complimented on my totally awesome two-steppin skills but I'm definitely better once I've had a couple beers.

*I'm pretty sure having this thing is the creepiest/funniest/bane of my existence thing....ever. And any messages about putting something in my drawers and/or slammin me will be laughed at, shown to my bestfriend and promtly deleted.
Amen.