ex olympic athlete (gold medal winner) part time spy for mi5 or mfi i take part in the extreme sport of underwater ironing , dragon slayer and prolific dandielion killer in my spare time i build necular reactors out of toilet roll middles and sticky-back plastic (thank you blue peter) i drive an aston martin db12 have my own hellicopter and im a multi millionare how the hell am i still single iv just started working for the samaratins and wen i phoned in sick on monday they talked me out of it.....
why do women say they want to meet someone who doesnt lie ...then wen u ask them out they say thet gotta re-chrome thier bike or concrete the yard for the poor old soul down the road wen you know for a fact its too cold to lay concrete and chroming is a very skilled job that no one un skilled in the art should attempt is it just me or are mars bars gettin smaller ??? iv just started the extreme sport of bog snorkling its not very romantic but it gets me out of the house and meeting new people, ohhh forget that they were all wierd im going back to being an apprentice alcoholic you meet such a refined type of person behind the bins at tesco today im going to be a pirate so avast me hearties and set sail for the spanish main ... wherever the hell that is

hmmmm dinner at the savoy bottle of dom perignoin 67 and the woman insists on paying lol or how about chips (shared bag) washed down with blue pop ???? ooooooooooo it makes me hyper

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