Hi. Ok first of I had to change my profile! I quit smoking! GO ME! Ok that was my cheering section for myself......And now.....If you are looking for a skinny girl I am not her. If you are not serious about meeting and don't know what you want please for the love of gawd don't message me. I am tired of the guessing game and tired of the same crap. If you are a pervert and feel the need to talk about sex, you definitely don't want to message me. I suffer from migraines and sometimes I end up with black circles under my eyes because of it. If you are into games seek someone else, I stopped playing games in junior high. I have kids that are my life and will always come before a man! So if you don't like kids you might wanna keep on moving. Oh by the way my age is 37 not exactly sure why this says 32.

Do not email me to tell me my profile is harsh, brutal, or that I am a man hater. If you don't like something I said tough, keep your opinions to yourself. If I hated men I would be a lesbian!

Well if you made it this far without exiting out of my page then you might be a keeper! lol

I like a man that can express his feelings and doesn't feel the need to change when he is around other people. I like a confident man but not a conceited man. I am a sucker for nice eyes and nice teeth! I like piercings and tats, I have them myself. I seem to attract the bad boys. I do not own a pair of heels, I hardly ever wear makeup, and I am usually in jeans and tshirt.

I am very opinionated and strong willed. I am a very nice person unless you make me mad. I don't put up with much bull from people. I do not like the question "what do you do for fun". I do whatever is fun at the moment and anything can be fun if with the right people. I am petrified of snakes, I hate peas, and I don't swim in the ocean (I saw Jaws too many times)! I laugh when people fall, I know there is something wrong with me. :shrug: I have a very odd sense of humor. Most people can't tell if I am joking until they get to know me. I can keep a straight face and be a nut, that's usually when people think I am serious when I am not. I like to joke around and have fun. Life is too short not to. I am a spur of the moment type and I love when men are like that as well. My life is planned enough I don't want to have to plan a relationship.

Want to know anything else then just ask.

You show up fashionably late in your piece of crap car with broken windshield and radio blaring. You get out of the car and give me a smack on my butt. We decide to go for dinner, I will drive of course because you shouldn’t be driving because you have no license because of 3 dui’s. We go to a fancy restaurant and the gentleman you are you walk in the door first and let it slam in my face. We get seated and we order. Our food comes and you scarf your food down like you were still in prison. Your phone is going off through the entire meal but it’s cool I don’t mind you talking to 20 other girls. The waitress brings our bill and you have “accidentally” forgotten your wallet so I pay. You decide that we want to go to a bar and have a few drinks. We get there and you order shot after shot after shot. You are flirting with every girl in the bar but it’s ok because you are having a good time. You are bombed so I help you to the car and you decide again that we should go hang out at your house for a little bit. We leave the bar and you want to run through the liquor store to get a couple 40’s, rolling papers, and pork rhines. We arrive at your house and you tell me to be quiet because you don’t want to wake your parents and that you have to sneak me into the basement. We quietly enter the house and get to the basement where your room is. It smells of moth balls but you tell me you like the moth ball smell because it reminds you of your grandmas. You decide to get online and play Halo online with a bunch of other people. You ask me to go down on you while playing, I pass of course. I just sit and watch. After about 2 hours of watching you play and slamming your 40 you tell me you have to get going and go get your car because you have another date in 4 hours. I drive you back to my house so you can get your car. You tell me you will call me after your date and you have to get going so that you can get a couple hours of sleep. You get in your car and take off. I call the police and report your stupid self for drinking and driving. Enjoy prison dillhole. Ok this is a date that I have never had nor do I ever want!