From coastal North Carolina, came up here to Drexel and just decided to stay. I have no accent and no tan.....so for all you know, I could be from Nebraska.

I waste time going to hole-in-the-wall restaurants, ordering the most unhealthy, poorly prepared food, and seeing if my immune system can handle it. So far, so good.

I have a fantastic job that allows me to tell lame jokes while selling stuff.

I've been playing guitar for more than half my life. I love older punk and hardcore, but appreciate all music with an exception to that Soulja Boy type stuff where they brag about semi-unquantifiable things like swagger and cheddar.

Preparing tax returns, de-veining shrimp, leveling concrete, going door-to-door collecting census info, whatever.....as long as the company is good and somewhat witty, who cares.