Come to the StageCoach on Sunday Afternoon So I Can Meet you!!! I have a sense of humor Please read this with a SENSE OF HUMOR
IT IS INTENDED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!!
I would love to date ladies all ages I am Looking for a monotonus relationship though!
I will have to Check your IUD before we go out. A lot of younger women hit on me so I will need to know if your of legal age
I like highly intellegent ladies with PHD's and Bachlorette Degrease
I am very educated myself I have worked over 2000 cross word puzzles and Read the Websters Dictionary from front to back So I LIKE a lot of witty Batter
I am a 2 time Offender so if you have been married more than once thats ok I think thats good cause you have had practice
I am really looking for a rich lady to take care of me and buy me lots of nice things if you have a boat that is plus please send picture of boat
if you send pictures of yourself you can send nudes but be patient I dont have a lot of space left on my web page to put them , So dont be mad if you have to wait to be on page 1
I prefer a women that is physically phit although Im not I have Man Boobs But I do have a SIX PACK but its covered up by a Keg but I hope you work out and are built like Pamela Anderson
I like a women that is feminineenne lady like one that smells good I wear nice colon myself my favorite colon is TESTER Wal Mart Brand so if you want to pic up some for our first date its ok
I usually can tell what a women thinks and says before she says it I have been called physco more that once so I will be able to read your mind so watch what you think
Ive dated a lady from POF who will remain nameless for about 2 months we just broke up about 2 weeks ago actually she was heart broken and mad before she left my house she poured a whole bottle of my viagra down the camode OUCH!!! that stuff is expensive and besides that it took me a week to get the commode lid to go down. I never should have met her wearing my bicycle shorts she had no chance it was love at first site for her.
She did like my place the way I decorated it my Farah Faucet poster on the wall its still in good shape and I always did like shag carpet I dont know why people quit installing it in thier houses and what is wrong with bean bags for living room chairs I think I have decorating skills if you have any tips I would be happy to listen I am a good listener I can lay beside a women for hours in bed and listen and say uh huh yep while Im sleeping I've been known to keep a converstion going allnight long while getting a good 8hrs sleep
I am getting older and would like to meet someone around my age I now think wrinkles are character lines I have plenty of character In fact I got up this morning and was getting dress I look down to see my socks were really wrinkled and wiped my eyes and looked again and I wasnt wearing socks
Well send pics Hot babes and Lower your standards for dating and lets go have some laughs and enjoy what GOD has blessed us with a good sense of humor OH!!! and please lets send endless emails back and forth till or fingers bleed before we meet Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re till we run out of space in the Subject space

Possibly Meeting for Dancing you can bring me a present nice bottle of Tester colon we meet dance a while you bring one of your lady friends I dance with her too and then dance with both at the same time some rock and roll dancing with both of you bumping and grinding you two make a sandwhich out of me on the dance floor we finally get tired of dancing and get way to drunk we drive to your place we dont take a taxi home cause its fun to see if we can make it through all the traffic with our alchohol blood level way over the Limit so we go to your place and play the bango all night long The next morning I wake up and find out that we wind up Flying to Vegas and Getting married and I had your name tatooed on my butt WOW THAT WOULD BE A DATE TO REMEMBER I do really know women I can figure you ladies out thats why I only like to date when there is a FULL MOON thats when you ladies really like to GET IT ON, NECK a lot Don't you ladies hate it when I can out think you YEA!!!!ladies really get amerish during a full moon so lets try to go out during a FULL MOON and ladies my name is JAMES whisper it now casue you will be sceaming it later doesnt take me long to make the ladies mad
And I am a good at kissing when I get you in my house on my couch and Give you that first kiss it will be so GOOD the NEIGHBOR will have a cigarette.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AS WARPED AS MINE Lets meet sometime I will help you understand what men are really thinking . I am not CO Dependent and really don't need somebody but Its just that when I have that itchy spot in the middle of my back I cant reach its really nice to have someone around. Well I have to get off of here its time for my daily dose of Enzyte Hit me up and lets go dancing sometime