Well hello ladies!
Im Jules, I’m an extremely nice guy who’s tired of doing the single thing. This is the second revision of my profile as my original one sounded like everyone else’s!
I can be initially a lil' bit shy until I get comfortable with someone, but it doesn’t take long before i’ll get you giggling. I’m quick witted, cheeky and make jokes at pretty much anything so give me a subject and ill entertain you! I’m honest (sometimes too much so) and hate cheaters and liars... so stop reading now if that’s you!
I’ve got many stories to tell, and if something stupid or unusual is going to happen to someone... it will happen to me. For example i’ve had some crazy dates ... a girl once displaced her hip whilst on a date with me! (While dancing! For those of you with dirty minds ;) ) And I once accidentally killed someone’s pet sheep (that wasn’t on a date) ... for which i’m still racked with guilt, (god rest his little sheepy soul). .. his name was Pirate.

I’m looking for an attractive, sexy, intelligent young lady who cares about people’s feelings. I am not looking for someone who is on the rebound (you know who you are!!!) ;) I seem to be a magnet for those messed up ones :(
Also please don’t reply if you are a criminal, a man hater, violent, insane, evil, retarded, a transsexual, a religious fundamentalist, a polygamist , a Nazi, a gang member, a grave robber, an illegal alien, or a fish monger... I cant stand fish! (That should narrow the field down a bit!).

If you like what you see and read, please drop me an email... If I think we might suit i'll reply and i'll amuse you!
If I don’t reply, thanks for the email!... I'm not being rude, its just difficult to know what to say in those ones but good luck , there’s someone for everyone (I hope!!!) x

If I was the one who emailed you and now having read my profile you have decided you are not going to respond.......... well sod you then! I hope you burn in hell! ;) .... (only joking)

Hmmm... I hope I haven’t made my profile sound to different from everyone else’s! x

A few drinks to ease the nerves, a load of jokes and humourous stories (I have many!) and many questions to get to know who you really are!

If all goes well i'll follow up with an extensive background check, a polygraph test and a timed assault course run just to make sure everything is cool. ;)


I've finished my profile now... you can stop reading. ... thank you.





































I said stop reading!