People laugh when I'm around. It's because I'm funny. I have a big aquarium without any fish. I have a dog with A.D.D. I also have an appetite that few people could satisfy. My facial hair grows in red, some children have called me a leprechaun but I resient that. I am not that short. Robin Williams is short, and my idol. Mainly because he is the one true King of comedy (alive.) I know... What about Dane Cook... He is a better storyteller than me. I'm funnier than him. I know this because I've met Dane. He does have good hair. I will give him that.

Going to a bar and then making your face hurt. From laughing so hard of course, what did you think I meant?