I’m Matt and I hate “about me” sections.

I have a regular 9-5 job. I hear an employed guy is a turn on for women. Double major in college – Journalism/Philosophy. How impressive is that. I know. Actually it’s because I got a D in calc and precalc in college, so screw the business major.

I’m a funny, intelligent, STD-free guy who’s lookin for a chick for friendship and hopefully more. I like women who are funny above all else. I love a sense of humor. Athletic women are also a plus as long as I can still beat you in sports and Double Dare-like physical challenges. I like to cuddle and if I spoon you, I expect you to spoon me.

I like being active. I workout regularly. I love MMA (mixed martial arts) and do Muay Thai and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I’m also in a bowling league which is just crazy physical. Not a lot of people can handle it.

Ultimately, I’d like to become a personal trainer, preferably for kids. It seems rewarding. On the downside, it’s a lot of hours for most likely for little money. It stinks because I like the whole “forget about work at 5:00” thing a whole lot.

My other 2 goals are to get a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and be able to sing really high like 80’s hair metal singers.

I’m really good at showering regularly, making quick jokes, and cooking meat on the George Foreman Grill.

I don’t really read books. I got no time for it. If possible, I’d watch the movie. But if I had to pick some… I’m gonna go with “The Hot Zone” and “The Lost World” because those were the two books I saw when I was cleanin out my closet last weekend. I think I read them circa 1996. Ah wait. Metallica biography I read like 2 or 3 years ago.

Favorite movies. I don’t know if I necessarily have a few favorites. I tend to watch whatever’s on TBS or HBO etc. over and over just because its on. The other weekend I had TBS on and watched/listened/ignored “The Fast and the Furious” like 3 times in a row. I can watch “Miracle” over and over because nothing beats the USA beating the Russians. “Training Day” is pretty bad ass. And if you say you don’t like “She’s All That” you’re an effing liar.

Great TV shows. 24. LOST. (idk why everyone capitalizes it. It’s just the stardard practice now) Arrested Development. Desperate Housewives (shut up). The Ultimate Fighter. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Married with Children just because it’s the only thing on 6am when I’m getting ready for work.

As far as music goes, I like everything from Slipknot to Five for Fighting to Slayer to Sarah Maclachlan. Not big on country at all. Greatest rap song of all time is “Victory” by Puffy and B.I.G. Some bands I’m into at the moment (4/16/09) are Adema, Def Leppard, Metallica, Disturbed, Lisa Loeb, Ratt, Third Eye Blind, and Skid Row. I’m on a big 80’s kick right now.

My favorite foods are anything where I don’t have to wash dishes after. I love low fat, diet, and sugar free. Splenda is EPIC. I like pizza, beef jerkey, mixed vegetables, those frozen Green Giant vegetable/rice boxes, Lean Pockets, and cereal out of the box. I eat Tic Tacs like nobody’s business. Especially the new Cherry/and yellow mixed ones… passion fruit I think it is. I love pretzel nuggets but hate pretzel sticks. Lipton Green Tea is heavenly. I don’t eat fast food except maybe a white castle burger every few months. And then I get the “How many??..... JUST one???” from the lady at the drive through.

Since I'm copying/pasting my profile from another site... here's 6 things I cannot do without.

First off, I'm gonna need all my limbs, including fingers and toes.

2. Tivo. I'm not going back to watching commercials like i'm some kind of animal.

Third, I'm gonna say I'd be lost without energy drinks. I'm 99% sure I'm immune to them, but I think it's the mental thing of "Oh I should get energy from this" kind of thing.

D. Internet. I don't know how I lived before internet. So much information. I think we could get rid of libraries, Encarta, and Encyclopedia Britanica if we all just agreed to make Wikipedia the standard fountain of knowledge. Plus youtube could be the greatest invention since Tivo.

And fina... oh six things. Um... Credit cards. I hate fat pockets so I don't carry around a wad of money like I'm in some kinda mob/gangster movie. But I CAN do without loose change. I hate a jingling pocket.

Last but not least, I don't think I could live without... dental floss. Sometimes a toothbrush ain't gonna get it out. I always keep a spool in my car.

Something fun, relaxed, casual. A nice get you know you type situation.