I am a connoisseur of fine conversation and find almost all inappropriate things in life to be absolutely hilarious. I laugh when I shouldn't and have alot of trash in my car. In my spare time I decorate my bathroom with pirate themed goodness, put together Ikea furniture (hello Vespy!), psychanalyze my unruly dog, and watch/discuss reality television. I also research possible medical conditions online quite frequently.

On the reals though (I learned that from my students), I think I am a pretty fun person who loves to laugh and have fun. All of my friend's parent's think I am a miracle and if you want to know why you will have to ask. I take too long to do my laundry and sleep in the shower. I love to drive fast and I always seem to get lost in New Jersey on my way to Ikea. I get my nails done and always say "yes" to the free design. I like to wear fun t-shirts.

My students make me smile and I love what I do. Making a difference for kids who need me is important in my life. I have a firm grasp on what the sad realities are for many of them but keep them smiling and focused on what their futures can be.

I would like to meet someone who shares some of the same interests and quirks that I do. If you are also ready to change the world (or take it over like me), that would be super fun.

I don't like republicans.

I prefer cozy spots to loud crazy bars, although occasionally I do enjoy a jaunt into the world de la libations. I am versitile when it comes to dining and am just as happy at a street vendor as I am at the ultra exclusive Outback Steakhouse