Ok, there are a couple of serious things you should know about me first, you may not want to read on after that;-)

I’m a hugwhore (not huge whore lol) and a cuddleslut. I like to explore new things, and spend hours over dinner chatting. I have a small book obsession (lately all vampires) and I absolutely love spending as much time with my family and friends as much as I can. There is no better day than calling in sick on a sunny Wednesday (cough cough) then filling the jeep with friends, footballs, coolers, bevys, flotation devices, and my beach friendly ipod dock, and heading out to Kilby (best beach ever)

My ideal mate is perfect. Well, he will be to me, because I will obviously ignore his teeny flaws, as he will mine:-) I would love someone who has an amazing sense of humor. If you are the man in your crowd that everyone ends up crowded around at a get together, just to hear the funny/raunchy/witty stuff coming out of your mouth? You are for me:-) I appreciate a man that has his life together (mine is) I don't need a millionaire, but you must make an income that allows you to perhaps buy me a $5 bunch of tulips once a month;) If I've been a good girl that is..lol

Couple last things:

A few things that will be a no go for us:

If you have major baby momma drama, or stupid fresh ex drama....no, you are not for me
If you do drugs other than smoking the occasional joint
If you are broke or live at home with your parents or ex;-)
If you are one of those people who are painfully shy and never speak unless spoken to....booorrriiinggg..TALK PLEASE! Lets entertain each other, it has to flow:-

As the headline says, you have to love animals. I love my pets, especially my dog, who is snorty, gassy (sometimes), fat and spoiled, but is very well behaved. There is nothing that turns me off faster than a guy who doesn't love animals...seriously, don't try to pretend, I'll see through that..lol

And most importantly, if you are a guy who likes to wear $300 hoodies, pulled up over your $200 hat you are also wearing, and have it undone just enough so your $4000 gold chain can shine through, AND you are wearing all this in 32 degree weather? LMAO, Yucky...no gangtas, no wangstas, total turn off for me. i don't like arrogant, I like confident. That being said, any tattoos that have been done by a fellow inmate, with a needle and india ink...not a turn on for me. I love tattoos on certain men, but never above the shoulders, and not on fingers. Sorry, it's just my preference, I'm sure that lots of ladies go for that sort of thing...lol just not me:-)


Here are five things I can't go a day without:

Chai Tea (several)
Sarcasm
Laughing at above mentioned sarcasm (I'm my biggest fan)
Taking Sebastian for his walk after work
A long candlelit bath with a glass of wine and a good book

What are your five things? by the way, #3 and #4 could have been much different answers for me, but they are a secret for now;) lol

Let me know

I was thinking it would be really fun to go to one of those places where you can paint your own cups or bowls, and make some lovely vases for each other...haha..or, we can just do anything that includes a wee bit of wine and some laughs. I'm easy..wait, that came out wrong...lol