Hi I'm, 32, self employed, 4:20 friendly. I have a 2 yr old daughter that lives with me. So if you have a problem with a man with a beautiful baby girl then just move on now. I own a home remodeling business. Im not getting rich but im doing ok. I am in school at GCCC majoring in physical therapy. I really not here to look for a long term relationship, but if the right one comes along I'm open to opportunities. My friends would say I have a dominant personality, meaning I prefer to lead as to follow. I love music. Both playing it and listening to it. I play guitar, bass guitar and I'm learning drums, thanks Guitar Hero. I also like to spin some vinyl now and then. Comedies are my fav kind of movie but I also like scary movies in the dark. I don't really care to go to movie theaters.I love to cook but I hate to clean. I love it when a girl reads me poetry. Something sweet about that. I love hosting parties. My parties aren't near as wild as they once were but nevertheless still a good time. My family is important to me. I love ice cold beer. Im tattooed and pierced, but now only one piercing. I am a dog person. I have a goal to open a pit bull rescue center someday. My 12 year old pit bull named Sonja that I have had since she was born recently passed away, she was my first and changed a lot of people perception of the breed.Since then I have had several pits. I even wrote my research paper on pit bulls. Ive been called goofy. For the most part I'm laid back. But I enjoy cutting lose on a party every now and then. Get me drunk on Tequila and bad things will ensue..so..no mas tequila!..well at least for a few days....well if you have any other questions about me just shoot me a line..Ill answer them as best I can. If you dont have a picture up unless you say something that blows my mind chances are Im not gonna write back.

I don't know what my ideal person would be..If I knew that I would already have her. I'm just checkin the water.

a little humor for you

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my
neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hiding'
it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call,
sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house . They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.. ..Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'


I took a survey to help you better understand me..

- The Survey
Name: Big Mudafukn D
Birthday: Friday
Birthplace: Right between my mothers legs
Current Location: On my chair
Eye Color: White, red
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Tokers
The Shoes You Wore Today: mine
Your Weakness: Too nice
Your Fears: Ill run out of loot
Your Perfect Pizza: a hot one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: dj in ibiza
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: who is this?
Thoughts First Waking Up: f**k
Your Best Physical Feature: My right forearm
Your Bedtime: nighttime
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Yes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nasty
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither thank you.
Do you Smoke: not cigarettes
Do you Swear: all the f**kin time
Do you Sing: Only when Im alone
Do you Shower Daily: What does daily mean? I mean really.
Have you Been in Love: Ya
Do you want to go to College: Just to party
Do you want to get Married: humph
Do you belive in yourself: Hell ya Im here aint I
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: My mom says I am.
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: My dogs don't
Do you play an Instrument: multiple, guitar, bass, some keys,turntables, but I'm best at the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: not cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: whats your definition of drugs???
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes:(
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no :(
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: its been over a month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the moment
Ever been Drunk: Only when I've been drinking
Ever been called a Tease: once
Ever been Beaten up: twice
Ever Shoplifted: long time ago
How do you want to Die: under a fat hooker
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller

First date..Well it would involve dinner, somewhere casual, not to uppity because I dont wanna feel like I have to eat like a prude. Also It would have to be somewhere with easy exit access..Just in case your crazy I can run my ass outta there. Im not into the whole walk on the beach cliche. I think long walks on the beach are for people more involved then a first date. I would prolly just kick your butt in some pool for a while. Fairs are always a great place for a first date but there isn't many of those around here.