"not many women in contemporary american society would give their underpants to help a geek like me". know it?
I enjoy riding my mountain bike, though I don't ride often enough. I have recently joined a local gym, the bike is for entertainment. I have a small "beer belly" (actually an oreo belly) I'm trying to shed. My first passion is motorcycles. I have owned several motorcycles in the past, although sadly, I do not have one registered presently. I don't watch reality tv, I watch the nfl channel religiously and cartoon network for family guy, ATHF & robot chicken. and comedy central for south park.
sorry if it sounds immature, but the world can be depressing and I enjoy the sarcasm & cinicism that adult cartoons bring.

I'm not the movie guy I was, but I love clockwork, eyes wide shut, novo, fem fatale, training day. I love the band tool, alternative, classic rock & rap music. I'm an avid listener to the howard stern show.

I have worked in the construction trade all my life, currently I am working with a company who installs playgrounds.

I'd like to find a girl who would teach me to dance. I am divorced and have a 6 year old son who lives with his mom in ct. I see him every other weekend.

I am very patient for an italian boy who grew up in the bronx, no real 'guido' tendencies. I am coming out of a very low part of my life ( my divorce really changed me), but good time are ahead. I am the youngest of 4 children, 1 brother and 2 sisters. I am very outgoing and always interested in trying something new. While I am very content staying home in this poor economy, I have a broad social life. I don't drink socially much lately. I used to be a weekend warrior, but I'm maturing and slowing down.

I don't think I have many bad habits, but I am human.A good friend told me recently that I am the most consistent person he knows, which I took as a compliment. It's hard to be unique in a world of 4(?) billion, but people who know me would say I'm unique(another friend said I'm an enigma). sometimes it comes off as flaky, I've been seen on my bike in 20 degree weather. and I have a rather unique tattoo. I am loyal, very affectionate, including pda, and love to kiss. I'm more a toy for a mature woman to enjoy than entertainment for a chickenhead. I am looking for the love of the rest of my life, I'm willing to look for a long time til I find her. I've notice that lots of girls here are thru the frenzy of spring. I don't care if I look like a douche on here for 3 years, I am patiently seeking my girl til I got her deeply in love with me.

if your "bbw" please dont contact me, I'm not interested, sorry. your hips can be larger than your bust size, just not exponentially. If you think your funny & love sarcasm, thats great. If you get easily confused and are so insecure that you rather get angry & explode instead of asking for clarification, please move on. I'll explain anything in as may different ways as I can for you to understand, if your willing to listen without prejudice and be patient. otherwise, my sarcasm can be cutting. addedum; ladies, cats r fine if you dont have cat hair everywhere & cant smell the littlebox. even if it's a kitty litter scent, it shouldnt b overpowering. another thing, just cause we look at u a few times doesnt mean we're not courageous, it means I wont waste our time askin u out, but I'll look at u again, cause u look fine &/or I dont rem seeing ur pic. I may not remember why I dont think we're a fit til I see your profile again. Plenty of women dont respond to me because of my tattoo or silly O.J. mask pic. but if a picture throws you, my outlandish personality will, most certainly.

While I can conduct myself perfectly at a black tie affair, I prefer a couch, shorts & someone fun to spend time with. lastly, men know every woman likes to shop (even those who say they dont) & who doesnt like to travel & see new places & experience new things. What guy doesn't like to shop? (not for clothes, but for their own interests, too) But sh*t is hard for me right now. Cerebrally, I'm a jet setter. financially, I'm a wall flower. but if your buyin, I'm flyin, sugar momma.

first dates with me range from a day at the beach, an evening at the beach, pizza and a movie, a walk in the park or just a nice dinner at a resturant. I'm open to whatever but find it's best to take it slow at first. hopefully some hand holding & a kiss or three.