If You’re looking for the perfect man..STOP..
you just took a wrong turn. I could very well be the complete opposite of every man you have dreamed of but, here are some things that a woman might like about me. I am honest, I have a great and sometimes bizarre sense of humor and am not afraid to laugh at myself or you. I love kids and animals, especially dogs. I have three wonderful sons whom I love and I was in a marriage for thirty years...it didn’t work out. I'm faithful, and intelligent. I can hold a conversation with you be it about fine arts, world affairs or even something as mundane as what happened on the last episode of the Simpson’s or Family guy. I can cook, but must admit I'm not a great cook..in fact, sometimes I pray after I eat. I will look you in the eyes when you speak and do the same when I speak. I am neither mean or cruel and I shall not lie to you even if my own ass is on the line. I would never disrespect you, your friends or your family.
Things a woman might not like about me. I am a quiet man and usually do not speak to strangers much unless I'm spoken to..But not afraid to speak my mind or call a moron out on...well,...being a moron...but I am always polite about it. I smoke a little 420 on occasion and cigarettes but I'm quitting...the cigarettes that is, not the 420. I have some tattoo's but I'm not a mean person or a trouble maker, do not have a police record and have never been in prison. I do not wear flashy clothing and am comfortable in jeans most of the time. (that does not mean I cannot dress up for any occasion in more formal attire) You won't see me speeding around town in a shiny new convertible but more likely might catch up to me in my piece of crap Suzuki 4 cylinder that won't even get out of its own way. I am not impressed with the material things that you may have....ok ok, if you have a Yacht, I must say... that would be pretty cool. If you don't have one, that would be just fine too.
Although I have never had an STD, I must be up front and tell you that I do have Ed Zackery Syndrome but do not be alarmed, from what I understand from my doctor, he just meant my face looks Ed Zackery like my ass.
I am looking to share a life together with someone special again. I know she is out there somewhere. If I have to be alone for the rest of my life, I don't want to be there without her by my side. No arguing please. People that like to holler a lot, drama queens or pre-Madonna’s who cannot break themselves away from the mirror. Whether I am your complete opposite or not, please Email me at anytime if you would like to know me better.. I am a bit shy and usually do not make first contact but would love to hear from you and will reply to your message.
I live in Florida but was raised in the Maryland/Washington D.C. area. I have sons there and would not be adverse to returning to that area.
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