Disclaimer: The following is overly silly, I will not be held responsible for any side splits or cracks. Side effects may cause sore diaphragm, cheeks or sudden laughter. Results may vary.


I'm Michael and pretty sure there is only one of me unless you start thinking in terms of Quantum physics. Does this make me a nerd that I think like that, YES! Are you a nerd/geek/dork, you should start talking to me immediately because who knows when a singularity could turn our universe upside down....

Ok...

Enough ::cough::

Those things aside, I think outside the box; and about boxes. Nothing is taboo or off-limits in my head and what usually comes out of my mouth. So if you are insecure with yourself or what I consider boring, I recommend finding something to hide in or under; maybe a box. I am frighteningly open-minded, amazingly, I am not a republican. I find myself thinking about some of the most random, absurd, perverse and demented things the vast majority of the time; and loving it!

I am a free person and thinker! You should be as well!

I don't care what others think if it isn't logically or rationally sound, or can be deduced to such. Religious people, find a box as I will do nothing but challenge you every step of the way; I consider it fun, you might not. WE HAVE THE FOSSILS, WE WIN!

If you don't mind a good philosophical conversation or a challenge of wit, then let the flirting COMMENCE! Cause baby; we could get our tongues all tied up in the battle!

I'm a bit of a silly person, redundant, I know! Cartoonish, maybe; Whimsical, DEFINITELY! Humor is the best way to deal with stress in my opinion, aside from the art of massage; which I need practice.

Well, after reading that barrage of random thoughts that seem to fall impressively short of summarizing myself, I think I will stop here and just let you message me so we can just get to talking already.

(Something from the serious side.)
I think a date where two people can converse without too much interruption is very important.

Possibly, an art show or dinner at a quiet restaurant. Checking the local events would be a great way of planning.