So, yeah. I like stuff. Do you like stuff?

I'm 600 lbs overweight and missing some chromosomes and/or limbs. Ladies, one at a time...lol Seriously, I'm just an average guy with simple pleasures, looking for someone that can make me laugh so much I pee a little. I'm fairly outgoing, but not that obnoxious "popped collar walking around the bar thinking I'm all that" kind of outgoing; but I'm not shy. Conversation = awesome. Talk to me and you'll win me over. I'm big on humour and laughter, I'm hoping you are too! Well, if you can open a door and tie your own shoes, that'll do also....hahaha J/K.

As for interests, I LOVE to drive and going on road trips. Traveling is a big one for me. I like all kinds of music, some favourite bands are NIN, White Stripes, Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, Daft Punk, Hanna Mont....umm nevermind. I like to go for walks, love to dine out (especially on patios in the summer), shopping, movies...I'm pretty much up for anything!

This thing is asking what makes me unique? Hmm, does the fact I have three testicles count? lmao KIDDING...I guess the fact I can remember just about any number or combination of letters and numbers makes me unique. Or loser-iffic. lol Also, I'm chemically allergic to anything with alcohol in it. The Reader's Digest version: I drink, I die. Guess you'll have to see for yourself what else makes me unique...

I'm a HUGE fan of Seth MacFarlane and his work, mainly Family Guy.

....and last but not least, I'm on here because I don't want to be on here anymore. Looking for a respectful, honest and fun girl to hang out with, get to know and hopefully develop something good.

A first date...Big Macs and a bull fight perhaps? No? Umm...you know, why plan them. Dinner and a movie is cool, but it's played out. We all know the dinner allows a couple to ask stuff and find out stuff and check each other out inconspicuously....then the movie, well it's the chance to be silent and try and hold the other's hand. BORING..lmao I'd say grab a coffee, take a little tour to a town you've never been to, grab lunch at a local restaurant, check out some sights, maybe snap some cool (or funny) pics, just laugh and carry on. That or a Leafs game.