Well i'm just a normal(sic) kinda guy who enjoys the finer things in life like Stella Artois lol I'm looking for a thick chick that likes to live for today because tomorrow may never come. I'm looking for a girl to go out for a curry and a few pints, a woman to go for a drive on a Saturday afternoon with just a map and an idea, a chick to go to the cottage and go golfing then for beers and wings , a lady I can make dinner for then she'll make the bacon and eggs in the morning.

Ideally heres what i would like in a woman maybe 5"-5'8 cute hair, nice eyes,a smile that would melt your heart, a body where the curves never end. Of course I have size 16 shoes and a tongue like and anteater lmao. I would really just like to meet someone to have a good time.

I have seven tat's among them Bug's Bunny and Wile E. Coyote so if your inked thats a bonus. I like pretty much all kinds of music but lately i've been listening to a lot of Metallica and Looptroop(who thought Swedish HipHop would be so great?) I love all kinds of movies from LOTR to Tarantino to zombie fliks. I read voraciously and enjoy politic's and fiction especially the man himself Irvine Welsh. Anyways enough about me tell me something about yourself.....

A nice dinner maybe Greek or Indian or something followed up by you kicking my ass at pool as we enjoy a couple pints and maybe a nice stroll through the park at the end of the evening.