There is a lot to tell... maybe.

I like hugs. I hug my friends when I see them and I think it is a way to show people that you care. I hug strangers when I meet them, because it makes them feel welcome. If I'm not hugging you, it's probably because you make me feel weird - in a bad way.

I'm a good Midwestern boy, so please don't corrupt me

I think lowercase letters are prettier than capital letters. If you think it's acceptable for an adult to not understand the difference between "there", "their" and "they're", please do not contact me. I also prefer that you don't use the word "U" in your text messages.

If you could kick my ass, we probably aren't a good match - and if you're going to contact me, please write more than "hi" or "you're cute". Seriously ladies, give me something to work with.

You should be down for a good game of skeeball or an evening of karaoke, otherwise you might be boring. Smoking is a huge turnoff. If your main profile pic is a photo of your dog or if you think "dinner and movie" makes an excellent first date, I'd suggest moving along to the next guy...

The local dive bar to play pinball. You can a lot about a person by how they play pinball. If you're nice, I'll let you buy the first round of beers.