if your looking for a sprawlled out on the bed with lady lumps hanging out or a pic of me in the bathroom mirror with a toilet in the background....YOUR LOOKING IN THE WRONG PROFILE... aparently iv been told id get 100s of msgs lol yeah and i can imagine those msgs.....no thanks


IF YOUR A SHREK LOOKALIKE with bad teeth,bald head,beer gut, a staff dog,your loud or a chav or ahave been a guest on the jeremy kyle or tricha show...YOUR LOOKING IN THE WRONG PROFILE....
dont like indian food or pizza eastenders or sex in the city brigit jones or desperate house wives and dont care what celebs are doing/wearing...


everyone else hello :)

i like loads of things to many to mention and will have a go at most things..i do like dancing and have done modern jazz and some tap as well as abit of everything else..swimming..have met a few toads well thats insulting the toads..cockroaches better discription...not over exs suicide attempters and not who they say or pretend to be.....im honest i expect same in return...thats the end of my moany bit lol
anything else just ask i dont want to fill this up with twaddle you wont read.

happy fish fish fishing

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