SO YOU WANNA LAUGH let me tell you about myself .... I'm BALD not by choice and FAT 200 lbs over weight I've been DIVORCED 4 times and have 8 KIDS that I know of. My mom says I'm handsome and my shrink says I'm not crazy at least since he let me leave the looneybin. I'm UNEMPLOYED and live in my PARENTS BASEMENT don't worry I saw the McDonalds by my place is hiring which is sweet not only will I have a job I can get us free food for our first date you would probably have to pick me up though because my bus pass just expired!!!!!
My hobbies include tripping old ladies as they cross the street, buying alcohol for minors, I always take a penny I never leave one, I love to play sports I'm training for the special olympics I love the beach only because I'm probably going to be homeless soon and I can't think of a cooler place to be a bum!! I like wearing crocks and banana hammocks!! I only listen to chris brown and bobby brown they really seem to know how to treat a lady !! I'm kind of a big deal people know me I've got moves and 60 % of the time they work every time !!!!! You had me at hello.
I put 10% into everything I do and I always bring my B game. Family is not important and I have no friends
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All jokes aside I have know expectations at the very least it would be nice to meet some cool people and have alot of laughs if it leads to something all the better
I'm looking for someone who knows what they want and knows where they're going
someone who is genuine and trustworthy (no fake people & no cheaters please)
I'm ambitious out-going & easy going all at once so I want someone who gets me, challenges me, and makes me want to try new things I don't want someone who plays games unless it's monopoly or maybe nintendo
I'm looking for the girl who all I wanna do is make u happy cause in turn thats what makes me happy seeing u happy :)
I run my own company so a lot of times I can make my own hours which is sweet sleeping in! I like all things outdoors the beach, sports & the gym, patios & bbq's, road trips, dress'n up to go out partying with friends and lying in bed all day watching movies & spooning it's not always about forking !! I love to cook especially for the person I'm with. I live with the coolest dog u will ever meet he will lick and cuddle you to death so I hope you like animals.
Style, Class and especially A SENSE OF HUMOR IS MANDATORY !!! I love to laugh and have new spontaneous adventures and there has to be that physical attraction cause let's be honest it does matter you gotta have passion & chemistry
Looks will get you in the door but personality will make you wanna stick around and chivalry is not dead !!!
Most of all someone I can laugh with be myself around them and trust completely.
If you want to know anything else just ask

Get liquored up enough to make some bad decisions maybe go to vegas and get married?
I'm up for anything with the right girl long as we're both comfortable and having laughs getting to know each other.