Just looking for the same things we are all looking for: Love, honesty, happiness and respect, both given and received. I'm a kid at heart and like to have fun and joke around alot, life is to short to be so serious all the time, but the things in my life that deserve my full attention such as my family, kids, job, school and significant other, all receive my complete and undivided attention.

I love my Kids
I love my Family
I love my Country
I love Music
I love Movies
I love Books
I love Camping
I love Hiking
There is so much I love and I know that there is much more out there to learn and get to love.

I am your stereotypical man, I would rather fix something myself than pay someone to fix it. I work on my own car, I don't ask for directions, I love Football and Hockey, I hunt and I fish and I cut down trees so if you are a tree hugger I suggest you keep moving because I like to burn wood and guess what…you have to cut down trees to do so. :)
I like to have a beer after work (sometimes)or while we are outside Q'ing it up and I protect what is mine with my life and honor.

In short I'm just looking for someone to adore.


So how about a joke...


There is this extremely horny guy who loves to have sex with everyone except his wife. One day, he is going on a buisness trip, and before he leaves, his wife says, ''I'll leave you if you sleep with anyone on your trip.''

He is driving to his destination, and he sees a sign that says ''Church of Latter-Day Saints Whorehouse -- 10 miles.'' He thinks to himself, ''I'll just ignore it or my wife will leave me.'' There is a sign for it every mile, so he finally breaks down and goes where the sign says to go. He knocks on the door of the whorehouse and a nun comes to the door. The man says, ''Where can I get a whore?'' The nun says, ''I'll need $500 first.'' The man says okay and pays, then asks about his whore again. The nun replies, ''We will need another $100.'' The man pays then asks for his whore again. The nun says ''Okay, see that hallway. Wait for 15 minutes. Go straight, left, straight, right and you'll see a door.''
He follows the directions, walks out the door and finds himself in the parking lot. His car has a sign on it that says, ''Congrats. You have just been screwed by the Church of Latter-Day Saints.''

Come on...you know you wanna laugh. It was funny right! lol
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Something I could not add on my Interests....
Even though it drives me crazy I enjoy hearing my son say "Hey Daddy what's this" or "Hey Daddy what's that" and "Daddy!" " Daddy!" "Daddy!" God it drives me nutz!!! But I love it! :),


Oh and why does it always have to be one sock??
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What's green and eats nuts?
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Here is a few questions for you to ponder while you decide wether or not you want to talk to me...


At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If you have a problem with my profile, just keep your comments to yourself. :)

17.3 million single women are on this planet...I just want 1

How about a good old fashion talk before we go there. :)