Ok, I'm here. Now what are your other two wishes? ; )

Wow... you see a headline that says "FREE BEER" and you couldn't click that link fast enough! ; ) You can't ALL be the one I am looking for!

Now that I have your attention, keep reading.

Just like a new job, I offer excellent benefits. I'm kind and do rewind. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Monster Trucks & Jet Fuel/ Funny Cars! I believe dating is a journey but it would be nice to have a freaking compass sometimes. I never undercook eggs. I think Office Space is the best movie EVER. I do believe in Santa Claus. I love tattoo's and sport four of them myself! If you have no expectations then you will have no disappointments. I believe that love is a sweet dream while marriage is the alarm clock. I know ALL my ABC's AND I can count to 100! I own stock in A-1 sauce. I dream in color. I like to hunt for buried treasure. I am not Irish but you can kiss me anyway. I am not like a doorknob where everyone gets a turn-- instead, I am more like a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot. I prefer to shower but have a firm belief that bathing is a really good doubles activity-- ditto with spooning on the couch. Gaming, camping and fishing are my idea's of a good time. I do hog the bed and I have been known to steal all the covers. I know Victoria's Secret and will not reveal it to anyone. I love to tickle but am not ticklish. I'm like poop... the older I get the easier I am to pick up! I think there is nothing more cool than watching a fierce thunderstorm & one day I would love to chase a tornado! I do think laughter is the best medicine. I am an amazing kisser. I can cook my way to your heart in three meals flat. I am a firm believer to never take life seriously because no one gets out alive anyway. I looked and looked but still haven't found Waldo. I have learned that when life gives me lemons to find someone with a papercut and haul butt! I am aware that Chicken of the Sea is tuna. My dream man is one that will be holding my hand and say to his friends, "That's her.... that's what I'm all about."

"To the world you may be only one person, but to one person you may be the world."

A good first date is somewhere in public (like a bar) where I can make sure you aren't some psycho killer. It also gives us both the chance to run away screaming if either of us lied about our profiles or if our posted pics look nothing like us, lol.