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busyman812 The Jellyfish: biggest Dorkhead ever!!!!!
 
City Kimberly Wisconsin
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Cancer
Height5' 8" (173 cm)

 
Age 40
Gender Man
Body Type Average
Religion Catholic
Hair Color Brown
Private Images Yes
Chemistry N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Friends

 
Smoker? Occasionally
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking
Profession Lt. Mayor McCheese
Smarts Bachelors degree
 
Do you want children? Does not want children
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? Yes
Do you have a car? Yes

  Interests
Driving around to all the Wal-Marts in town

 About Me
 I have always thought Older women were super duper sexy! i'm attractive youthful good shape and energetic. love the way a woman feels like a woman. EX--(few extra pounds?) probably beautiful.!!!!!! you don't have to be a star baby, ... to be in my show! Don't want to run out and get married right away, that usually finds itself. I do want to meet girls though. let's have a meeting!-------- beats watching TV! make our own reality show, 1 day or a mini series! when it stops being fun, we'll all know it. By the way, if you are a stalker, i'm ok with that. I don't think you can keep up and I might actually be stalking you the long way around. think about it. when i get new shoes, i like to race my friends. why the microwaveable toast? celery seems like a waste of time. catchers mitt.....seems redundant. feet smell and nose runs? i think that's backwards......what goes around, comes around is a boomerang, period.

 First Date
  pretty much eating. drinking playing and second hand stores. third hand stores. ( i need to buy a 3rd hand.. ha ha)just never buy 1 sock at a second hand store..EVER! if you see that I added you to my favorites, i tried to email you but you have so much criteria, i can't do it! (happy to send a pic)!

Must not have messaged losers looking for intimate encounters or sex. UNLESS ITS ME!
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail (which means you cant talk or communicate at all. Have a staring Contest!!!!!
Must not be looking for Other Relationship so you must want one with yourself.(if you're on here, you already have that.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter. be real ! not everyone on here is a celebate.!!! eventually you must be intimate!
Must not do drugs. otherwise just lie about it like "occaisionally smokes" you smoke! big frickin deal!
Must not be married. if you are separated, you are married, divorced with kids, you are married, lived with someone and still pissed, bla bla bla, if you are actually married, you probably want something but the guilt of following through will kill you anyway so go for it! it ain't gonna last anyway!!!!!!!
Must have picture. otherwise, you are a vampire.
Does everyone go through an interveiw when they meet someone? NO! let it happen or not!
it should say "must have half a brain" and pretty good looking for me.
That's a good start! if you actually want honesty, check this out... let's get married! and in 5 years, i'll hate your friends, you'll hate my friends, i'll grumble when your mom comes over, you'll hate the smell of my feet and i'll sneak wiping my boogers on the couch! we'll gripe about how the cereal is stale, then, we'll both be back on POF saying "we just grew apart" untill a year goes by and you still gripe about my feet and (of course the couch)! so being intimate with a person you hate is just part of the deal at that point. wouldnt it be easier to have that while you still have the hots for that person? THAT'S A GREAT FIRST DATE! WOOO HOOOO!



 
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