I find motorcycles to be annoying and immature, boating to be a money pit and the bastion for out-of-shape drunks desperate to attract women half their age, and a watch that costs more than a couple hundred dollars to be pretentious. Well now that I've alienated half of South Florida, maybe we can talk? ;)

I don't understand why some people don't appreciate sarcasm, don't return texts and phone calls, or waste our time on this site looking for perfection if they are married or involved with some one.

I'm successful, solvent, practical, reliable, funny, romantic in shape and am exactly what I protest to be. I love all kinds of music, love to try new places and hopefully you are a woman who appreciates the finer things.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but anyone who says that being physically attracted to each other isn't important is being naive. I'm told I look better in person, but if my photos don't strike you, then strike me from your list.

I used to do the coffee at Starbucks thing but found that it never works because it's never romantic. I prefer drinks and appetizers perhaps at a restaurant after we've had a chance to chat on the phone. If all works well, then I'll plan a great date!