First off, no I won't fix your computer unless you feed me something. Yes, I'll listen to your suggestions about how to turn my life-saver painted house to something a little less chaotic. No I didn't paint my house - it was like that when I bought it. No, I won't tank up your car even if you pay for it yourself. No I won't let you tank up my car, even if I pay for it. I ran the gas out, I'll keep it full.

Yes, I'll help you carry your bags when you shop as long as we hit a book store first for me some reading material. If I tilt my head, I like what you are wearing, if I keep looking at my watch you will always look great but let's go alrealy, and if I say what you are wearing looks fine it honestly does looks fine.

I am probably the most easy-going fellow you will meet. I pretty much go along with anything – just as long as it doesn’t involve naked men. I really can say that if I never see a naked man other than myself for the rest of my life, I’d be quite happy.

When it rains I usually debate whether I should pop open an umbrella or splash in the puddles. I like nothing more than a nice safe thunder storm. I am seeking a woman who likes the same.

I try to find humor in everything. I guess that is why my frat nicknamed me Joker and the folks usually wait for “the comment” from me when something happens at work. Life is too short to be taken overly serious.

I like most animals (except snakes, those I tolerate) and have a Pekingese right now. I am not sure if he is a dog or a cat in disguise. I usually just stick with describing him as being a cat that cares or Napoleon.

I am an arm chair college quarterback during football season, but not a devout follower. I like watching F1 when I can. I refer to the rest of the year as the “dry season.” I rarely watch TV and when I do and find a TV series I like, I’ll wait until the series hits DVD, buy/rent the season, and crack out on for a few days until I’ve watched every episode.

When it comes to movies I like action, action-drama, sci-fi drama, sci-fi, and spaghetti westerns. I also like movies that are supposed to be serious but are so bad the movie has become hilarious. The most recent one I’ve watch that falls into the “but it was supposed to be serious” class was The Grudge.

I like a variety of music. I have everything from Lady Gaga to Willie Nelson on my MP3 player. The bulk of the music is pop dance, but I don’t mind listening to other kinds of music. I do like hitting small bars and “discovering” new bands.

I like long walks, long sunsets, the early morning air, working out, playing video games, and garage saling.

One of my favorite jokes:

Two cannibal clowns were eating another cannibal clown when one looks over at the other and says, "does he taste funny to you?"

Let's just have coffee/tea/ice cream/hoagie and talk about it.