So its time for me to make some new friends and have some new adventures.

Big ticket items first I guess...

I have a full time job, my own place & a cool car. I'm not a mummy's boy or a knuckle dragging, beer swilling, football tragic. I cook, I clean, I sew, I iron, (can't believe I have to say this but...) I even bathe & wash my hair regularly.

I'm not in love with Jesus, Allah, Buddah, Shiva, Joseph Smith, Wicca or Harry Potter. But I do have a voodoo doll next to my office phone for clients who ask silly questions.

I'm not a compulsive gambler, druggie, hippie or commie. I'm not a drunk, a punk, a goth or a sloth. I'm not a naturopath, homeopath, sociopath or psychopath. I'm not a whore, a bore, nor do I break the law. Probably my only weirdness is playing Guitar Hero in my underwear.

I'm currently watching season four of Dexter which is just amazing. I bawled when Pam & Jim finally got married in The Office and for some reason I'm watching a lot of old 80's movies. I'd rather be tied down and kicked in the balls by a Chilean soccer team than watch reality TV.

I love to read and my bookshelf is pretty eclectic. Right now I'm learning to tie boating knots for no particular reason, just because I always wanted to. Anne Rice, Max Brooks, Shakespeare, Milton, Melville, Poe, Woody Allen, Ikea catalogue. WTF is that doing there ?

I'm addicted to science podcasts at the moment and have been listening to SGU almost exclusively for the last few weeks. Other than that I love Lacuna Coil and seem to be going through a Bette Midler phase. I even watched Beaches and wanted to reach through the TV and slap Barbara Hershey in the face. Most played artists on my iPod include Linkin Park, Disturbed, La Roux, Lesley Gore, and my secret shame, Avril Lavigne.

In my down time, I'm working on the new house. Have a new kitchen coming in a few weeks, doing a lot of painting and even managed to hotglue my finger to the ceiling.

Starting a conversation can be awkward so I'm happy to discuss...
- Fast zombies vs slow zombies
- Good stir fry recipes
- Cars manufactured before 1972
- Deciphering the German instructions to my sewing machine
- Lacuna Coil vs Evanescence
- How awesome Battlestar Galactica is
- Interior design
- The pain of sitting on a BBQ hotplate (yes that happened once)
- Dirty jokes
- Obscure words like defenestrate

Feel free to say hello any time, I'm always up for a chat.

One last thing... I'm disappointed that so many women are so hysterically paranoid about sex that any allusion to physical attraction brands a guy as a sex fiend. Please don't make me feel guilty for thinking you're cute, or agonise over telling the story about the time I was stung on the wang by a huge friggin dragonfly. I'm not Roman Polanski and saying you have a nice smile or tight abs doesn't make me a dirty old perve.

Coffee, chat, medical history, criminal backround check, ink blot test, Myers-Briggs. You know, the normal stuff.