Hi, I'm Abhi. I hate going out and having a good time, I don't know how to smile so I don't and laughing hurts so I don't do it very often. I hate clubs, the music is always too loud, dancing hurts my feet, dinner is a waste of money and the cinema bores me. And dont even think about getting cosy on the sofa with a dvd and bottle of wine, as close personal contact makes me feel physically sick.

I don't have any friends so I'm looking for someone/anyone who I can spend ALL my time with. I know I'm only young but seeing as I have nothing else going on in my life, I will expect you to give up all of your friends and social life and devote everything to me.

Don't despair though, I will be on the phone continuously throughout the day to check on you, to see who you're with and where you are, so you will never be alone when with me.

If a life of solitude with a miserable sod sounds like your idea of a good time.....then please don't email me......