Beware! You are entering the domain of an adorably geeky geek! I use L33T speak in-person & out loud, have various video game paraphernalia on me at all times, and will constantly quote quirky (and hilarious) lines from an assorted variety of video games and video game parodies! So if you can handle that, then read on, brave soul!

Hi there! I'm a friendly, adventurous, incredibly open-minded, intelligent, quick-witted, somewhat sarcastic, hilariously vulgar, passionately sensual nerd! I like all different types of women, but I'm more attracted to the thicker, shapely ones. =] I was born in Boston, MA (Celtics! Red Sox! Patriots!), moved to Hickory, NC when I was eleven, and moved to Vegas when I turned 19. Plain and simple, I enjoy sitting at home reading books, surfing the Internet, and playing (naturally) Video Games! If the company is right, I could definitely have a good time going out and fooling around, poking fun at people, and making people laugh by shamelessly acting like a jackass for hours. I live to make people laugh! If I can put a smile on your face, then I feel that I'm doing my job right; it's when I can get you laughing so hard you have a difficult time breathing that I actually believe my mission is accomplished! *punches air* Make no mistake, I do enjoy physical activities! I've been camping and have done some light hiking; I wouldn't mind going out for either of those or related activities at all, so just suggest it to me, and let's get started!

I am incredibly shy at first, but once I get comfortable around someone, you'll be hard-pressed to get me to shut up; but I can make some pretty fun and engaging conversation, so maybe that's a good thing! I feel that this is an essential part of who I am, so let me say it; I work at GameStop, boiiiiiiiiiiiii! *punches air again* I love that job, and am on the verge of getting promoted there, I'm so psyched! I'm a massive nerd, and probably one of the nicest, kindest, most selfless people you'll ever meet in your life! I'm horrible at describing myself, though, so the only way you'll get a feel for who I am is by talking to me!

Romance; this is my Life Force. I breathe the Great Romance! I'm looking for a woman who is; Passionate, intense, driven, CONFIDENT, loyal, exciting, seductive adventurous, VERY OPEN MINDED, fun-loving, MYSTERIOUS, and romantic. Piercings and GOOD tattoos are sexy! Size doesn't matter much to me, but like I said earlier, the bigger, curvy girls definitely get extra brownie points! In return, she'd be getting a guy who believes whole-heartedly in Chivalry. I'll open doors, pull out chairs, write poems, buy flowers, and is probably the only guy within a thousand miles who actually LOVES to cuddle and would consider it a day well-spent if all we did was cuddle. My friends call me a wuss for that. You'd call me your Knight in Shining Armor. =] If you have a car, don't be put off by the fact that I don't. I've been getting around quite fine on the bus, and I'm quite sure I'll be fine doing that in the future until I can afford a car.

I am not, by any means, the perfect guy! Like everyone else in this world, I have flaws! But love is being able to look past those flaws to see the golden soul in the person you've fallen head-over-heels for, and this is the kind of love I'm looking for! I am, all in all, an AQUARIUS -- there's so much to know about me that I haven't detailed in this description! If you've gotten to this point, then I think it would be safe to assume that you're interested, no? You should send a message -- I like assertive women. =]

We'll figure out what we want to do when we set the date up. I'd generally suggest a light lunch to get to know each other, and then figure out the day as we go on, according to our mutual likes! Any lady willing to just let me choose, let's go to Game Works! Let's play some games! Any woman who can have fun with me in an arcade for hours gets maaaaad brownie points!