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Aquarius, born January '86.
Shy at first, but hey arent we all?
I love making people laugh. I find all the bad things in life and make them funny.
I am a retired shower singer.
I am still a kid at heart, but am an adult when it counts.
The last thing I'll do before I die is laugh, and maybe fart. Have you ever cried and inhaled a fart at the same time? Hahaha
I have hazel eyes.
Gym rat, fitness freak, call it what you want.
I have my Bachelors, working on my Masters, eventually get my Ph.D.
I love driving. I drove from Virginia to California once by myself and had a blast!
I'll embarrass myself to make you feel better.
I used to have a dog with no legs, but he ran away.
Its really hard to make me mad. Im always smiling or joking around.
I speak my mind, whether good or bad.
I love music. I love a girl who can sing even more.
First thing I notice is your smile. I love big smiles.
Then your eyes, not just the color but the size and shape too.
If you have great eyes and a great smile, Im hooked.
I could care less about your body type, just as long as you are an active person.
I dont do hookups, hit it and quit it, or wham bam thank you maams.
If I do clubbing, its only because I just wanna dance haha.
I think tall girls and tattoos are sexy.
Yes I am a Marine, but a reservist. No I do not act, behave, or fit the profile of a typical one. Please do not throw me into that stereotype.
Yes I have been to Iraq. No I didnt kill anyone, dont have PTSD, and yes it is as hot as they say.
I play guitar. Well, try my hardest to be better than mediocre.
Still reading? Cool.
Heavy make up and fake tans are a big turn off for me, less is better.
You can probably outrun me, I hate running.
Dont like drinking, but I'll do it every once in a while.
I dont wear ed hardy, affliction, or any similar brands or dress like that.
Im fascinated with the history of the world. The history channel is the sh!t!
I love going to school and learning new things. If I could be a professional student I would.
I open doors and always pay, so if you dont like that too bad.
I get irritated when people dont keep their gas tank full, or always run on empty.
I usually sleep in the fetal position and always hug a pillow.
I listen to music while I sleep.
I believe dreams have hidden messages.
If u TyPe lyk diis, confuse you're, your, their, they're, and there, or have poor grammar please click on someone else.
If you say you are looking for a gentleman/real guy/no players/someone who will treat you right etc etc, but yet put up pictures showing gratuitous amounts of cleavage, in sexy poses, barely legal bikinis and so forth, all I'm gonna do is laugh because that is pretty much douchebag bait.
I know everything happens for a reason.
I think girls are sexiest when they wear pajamas and no make up.
I love scalp massages.
I say the random-est things often.
I would never cheat. Been cheated on and I can never put anyone through those feelings.
I think I look retarded in pictures so I only put one up. (Ok I grew some balls and put up a few more)
Im not a douchebag.
I dont send the same message to everyone, nor do I mass message.
Theres alot more to me than what I wrote here.

I can describe the type of person I am attractive to, but most of the time I end up liking someone who doesnt fit what Im looking for at all. It really all comes down to how I react when I first meet you. If Im shy, always smiling, stare at you, tease you, or laugh when its quiet that means I like you...alot.

Take a chance on me. You'll never know...

Oh yeah, and if you read everything and get to this point, you might as well just send me a message.

The End.

Surprise and spontaneity, I'll keep things interesting. Maybe I'll serenade you, but dont expect an angelic voice coming from these lips haha. Imagine the old dude singing at a karaoke bar and put me about 3 levels above him lol.