Hello. I'm pretty much all about living life in the fast lane with the car windows rolled down halfway. Yep, that's what it's all about. Don't take too much seriously. Every now and again, I'll grow a beard. You may be like, "Oh, beards aren't for me." Well, then I feel sorry for you, because you just passed up an opportunity to be seen with a cool looking guy with a beard.

I also don't text. I know that a lot of girls like that, so that may make or break the deal. I just find it annoying. Plus, I got overcharged a couple times and ended up spending like $50 on it. It was at that moment where I called ATT and said, "Get rid of my text. I want it blocked." They obeyed my command and I've been text free ever since. I'm telling you people - texting is an addiction.

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO WRITE IN ALL CAPS. I learned in college that it's harder for the eye to read something written in all caps. That may be why it annoys me. I can do one or two caps in a sentence, but THAT'S about IT.

Well...I pick you up in my car. At first, you're not too impressed, but once you hear the four cylinder engine roar, you'll be all about my ride. While driving to the chosen destination, car conversation will be all about how sweet my car is - that's it. We drive the speed limit and pull up to an economically romantic bar/restaurant and we switch the conversation over to how sweet I look in my new silk shirt. Eye contact is prohibited. When the bill comes, I fake a heart attack and we rush out of there before paying the bill. I then drop you off and end the night by peeling out in front of your place and beeping the car horn sporadically.