I have a comb over and only 1 eye but i love my mates nan more than fags. I often go for walks with my dead dog who i've nailed to a skateboard. When i get old i'm gonna dribble and poo myself. Until then I live in Canterbury and work from Maidstone, I play Rugby, snowboard, and use a gym. I love goin out for a beer and having a laugh, i've got some funny friends. Try to go to as many gigs n festivals as pos, I listen to alot of music and have a wide and weird taste. I guess i'm just up for having fun and cant take to much seriously! Send me a msg for sh*ts and giggles!

*UPDATE*
Well following some advise from friends and Fish Face I apparently need to sort my profile out and write more stuff about me so...

...I once ran as far as the shops to buy some butter because I had ran out and can often be found in trousers. I enjoy Ironing old people and fighting midgets. I got a bit close to a badger which farted, wouldn't recommend that much.
As you've prob realised I'm pretty new to this kinda caper and have no idea what you put in these things!

Well if anyone can actually see through the junk I've written then I'd be lucky to get one!