Hi ladies. If you like awesome dudes, look no further. I'm super nice, super sensitive, and way cool. I like to take walks and look at things. Sometimes I like to eat food or play badmitten with a girl. If you like to play badmitten too, or maybe you're up for a little frisbee golf, hit me up!

My goal in life is to make an insane amount of money so that I can swim around in it like Donald Duck. After I swim in it, I will give it all to the polar bears so that they can build themselves a giant freezer to live in to counter balance the warming effect that they are now experiencing because of people that live in metropolitan areas that believe they need to buy a Hummer.

After I save the polar bears, I plan to spend ten years alone on the peak of Mt. Fuji. It is here that I will finally get to read the entire Chicken Soup series. This act will bring great wisdom to my own soul, so that I may descend upon the valley towns of Fuji and share my newfound understanding of human nature with the rest of the world.

Then I will dance.

So, with the fate of the polar bears and mankind secure, the only thing left to do is to find a suitable companion; someone that knows how to love, someone that is enlightened and knows that this life is ephemeral and lives in accordance with nature. She will be a wonderful person. Alive! Breathing! Full of majesty! A woman! Strong, smart, and kind! She will not know the fear of being judged by others. She will not wear more than one face. She will be at peace with her body and love herself. Matters of wealth will not concern her, for she knows what the true blessings of this world really are. When she doth cry, the world shalt cry with her. When she doth laugh, the world shalt sing with her. And when I meet her, I will laugh with her as well. She will love me, and I will love her, we will be one...

And then we will dance.



By the way,

I tutor math at a college for a living, and I'm working toward a degree.

Bye, ladies.

I don't know. Maybe we could go scuba diving or enjoy a ride on my spaceship. My spaceship exists only in my mind, but you would be surprised at what two people can do with their imaginations. We could lay down on the grass on a nice day and enjoy a good imaginitive thought experiment.

Doesn't sound like fun? How about if we climbed a tree.I'll teach you how to climb, and you can show me how to dangle.

Do you like to do math?

Gameworks is always a good choice. We could play that game where you stand on the thing and dance. That would be awesome! I warn you, though, I'm the shit!

Peace.