I'm going to get this party started by saying that if your definition of a "real man" is dependant on the rigidity of his abs or the girth of his wallet, then um... don't bother me. My patience for shallow-minded materialistic individuals has been depleted. So, without further ado, let's begin the spiel:

I'm intellectual with a taste for the perfect balance of simplicity and excitement. I adore mentally stimulating conversations.

I'm affectionate. I will bring you presents just because it's Tuesday. I've also been known to send random sappy poetry via email or text message.

I cruise down the line of being a mature responsible adult and a fun-loving kid at heart. Cliché, maybe. True, yes.

I don't make grocery lists.

I absolutely despise shopping for shoes. I try to avoid it at all costs.

I love classical music. I'm professionally trained in it. If you want to impress me, break out a bottle of Merlot with some Rachmaninoff. I like other music too.

If musicians or computer nerds strike your fancy, stop reading this already and message me.

Respect is one of the most important aspects of developing a successful and lasting relationship.

Something simple, fun, relaxing, and without too much noise so we can hear each other speak.