I need to get a few things off my chest! Ladies, you're killing me here! #1 if you're going to take a picture in the bathroom fine...but for the love of God makes sure the d@mn bathroom isn't a mess! I don't wanna see the rusty @ss razor you just used to shave those hairy @ss legs of yours! And while we're talking about bathrooms, ladies let's close those shower curtains! Nothing will turn a man off faster than seeing a dark dirty @ss scum ring around your tub #2 If you're gonna say "Good girl lookin for a good guy", don't shove those huge @ss DD's in my face in your profile pic! Let's keep it classy, and leave a little something to the imagination. It doesn't go well with the good girl image. Don't get me wrong, I love a nice pair as much as the next straight man, its just confusing that's all. #3 for the love of fish sticks Stop posting your old high school pictures... YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE! Who the hell are you trying to fool! We want to know what you look like, not what you LOOKED like. #4 and listen good, because this one is very important... Please for the love of salty balls be honest when picking a body type!!! if you weight more than 200 pounds please don't put average...unless your in a room full of sumo wrestlers 200 pounds is not average. Nothing wrong with being big, different strokes for different folks. But if you put thin, then show up to the date looking like you spent the past 5 years locked in a bakery its gonna be awkward! #5 If I see "looking for the perfect guy" one more time I'm going to go insane! Ladies "he" doesn't exist, we're all @ssholes, each and everyone of us! Just find the @sshole that you can tolerate, and call it a day. The perfect man is right up there next to unicorns, and santa claus...grow up! And last, but not least...have fun, this site is so damn boring at times!!! I Don't really know that many people, and in a sense I'd kinda like to keep it that way. All I need are a few good friends to surround myself with. I am looking for friendship. I'm an old school gentleman with new school swag.I'm confident in everything I do. I'm not perfect, but I'm damn close. If you like laughing, and having a good time hit me up.

At least a hand job! J/k ;-)