Oh hey, look, I have no pictures. I mean I do now but it really could be anyone (with a bangin' haircut). A long time ago when I had a nice profile with lots of pictures, a co-worker messaged me and it was weird. So that's why there's none now. Plus, my job is kind of public, so let's just not get into that right now.

If you're cool and not totally insane, we should maybe talk. All I ask from you is that you don't have children, psycho exes, don't do drugs, don't wear a hockey jersey; but DO have a job, sharp sense of humour and like going to shows.
We can negotiate the rest.

About me: nice(ish), sarcastic sense of humour, great taste in music, honest and straightforward (you know that voice in your head that tells you not to say something? yeah, I don't have that).

Walk on the beach and roll my eyes.