What's ironic you ask? Alot of things are ironic, but I like that song by Alanis Morrisette and figured, "hey, that's a good headline." So, I put it up. Think about this: Twenty years ago, who would've thought it would become a normal part of dating life to meet from computers? The future is here.

If there's more to a woman than meets the eye, it's worth getting to know her better -- even if it means patrolling the Internet on Plentyoffish! As one of the few and the proud (former Marine) I am looking for a lady that appreciates random acts of kindness, compassion, romance, respect, honor, and understanding.*

I've come to be a believer in family values like love and trust. Every basic new meeting could lead to a great friendship or possibly a lasting and romantic
journey throughout life, which is very healthy and fulfilling.

My interests and hobbies are chiefly things like physical fitness and healthy living/eating, comedy, dancing, traveling from time to time, movies, drawing, art, museums, and a whole bunch more.

* Note/Disclaimer: Random acts of kindness does not necessarily constitute mall shopping sprees in Beverly Hills. However, there are exceptions to every rule.

The International Council of Man Laws:

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
4: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
5: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
6: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
7: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
8: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
9: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime, green, orange or sky blue.
10: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox 360 End of story.

We should either discuss this part in detail, or just leave it alone and let me surprise her. Sexual-Orientation Requirement: Must be a "her," not a dude and nothing in between. It's getting a bit puzzling out there on the high seas, so I had to clarify the general rule up front. Hell no, I'm not concerned about being politically correct. I like chicks and that's that! Oh, and by the way I saw some movie that the hidden message said "Don't put the pus*y on a pedestal" I think that's probably the corniest thing i've ever heard though... Not even sure why I just repeated it. Any ideas???

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