While I have my share of entertaining anecdotes, such as being attacked by allegedly trained geese during a film or my days spent as a chocolate rabbit in the summer heat, I can be a bit of a homebody when left to my own devices. In my spare time, I like to work out, juggle, research useless knowledge and write. My major contribution in the acting world consists of voice-overs for commercials, the occasional instructional video and VGs.

I've lived in the city for quite some years now but I grew up on a farm in Pennsylvania, so on some level I'm a simple country boy; my background is Pennsylvania Dutch. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In Spring we made meat helmets. I've traveled quite a bit and have been to most of Western Europe. My favorite trip was to Iceland; if/when I make my fortune, I plan to acquire a summer home there where I can watch the sun try to set every night.

I appreciate a woman who is assertive, forthcoming insofar as voicing and acting upon her wants, a talker to my listener and has a substantial taste for mischief. She should be capable of showing interest and not be inclined to play games and keep me guessing whether I'm wasting my time or not. She has an appetite for life's abstractions but a firm grasp on reality as well. I'm not looking for a woman who lives in La-La land, but I'm not one for discussing day-to-day matters or small talk either. A big butt is also a plus.

I expect to be able to put a lot of time into a relationship. I'm not the sort who needs much in the way of alone time and I don't care to fraternize with other guys at all, so if I am to be involved with a woman, she would essentially constitute my world. Whatever virtues there are to being single are foreign to me and I would not have chosen to have remained single this far into my life. I am a no-nonsense kind of guy who is explicitly looking for Miss Right rather than looking for a diversion in a slew of women or casual intimacy.

For sake of reference for those of you who hold stock in such things, I'm an ENTJ.

I like checking out museums and other such points of interest or just hit the town and pretend that we're tourists. I've lived here a long time, but there's only so much I'm inclined to do on my own; even within a few blocks of where I live there a dozens of restaurants I've never tried out. That said, it doesn't really matter. I'm more interested in accommodating to what the person I'm with would like to do for a first date.