I was born at a very young age and I managed to get into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching. I have a room temperature IQ & am as bright as Alaska in December. When it comes to personal health, some people say I have a full six-pack but I lack the plastic thingy to hold it all together. When it comes to my life’s accomplishments I’ll just say the gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming. Some people say I’m a dreamer and I would have to agree that I do have delusions of adequacy. I also tend to set low personal standards for myself & then consistently fail to achieve them and somehow I manage to maintain an undeserved sense of accomplishment. So ladies if your just looking for a life long relationship filled with joy and happiness please go on to the next profile as I am emotionally retarded and only care about my needs and wants.
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I am a ENTP personality type with a IQ of 128. I don't like sports except the occasional Chiefs game and maybe a UFC fight every now and again. I love music. I write it, play it, and obsessively listen to it. I love to cook. I'm not quite a chef but not just a cook either, maybe somewhere in between. I love the outdoors. I am a very confident if not an outspoken person. I know who I am and where I am going in life. I am by no means an optimist but I try to see the positive in everything. I have no room for negativity in my life. I have been blessed to be able travel the world....Thailand, Hong Kong, Singapore, The Philippines, Malaysia, Bali, Japan, China, Iwo Jima, Java and multiple trips to Mexico. I am looking for a woman who is independent and mentally & emotionally strong.

We can do anything that does not cost money, involve exercise, or any type of movement in general. We could watch TV but I lost the remote about 3 months ago so we will be stuck watching the Home Shopping Network in Spanish. If you do take me out to eat, just because you pay for a steak dinner doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you. I'm a human being with feelings and emotions and those feelings and emotions need to be met before we do anything.


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