Becuase if they did, they would taste like piss, have a watered down personality and be a bit wet generally!

Im pretty much just on here for your entertainment. Im the funniest guy i know. The sad thing about that fact is i know 2 other people and they are both accountants :(.

Anyway, im a nice guy, probably too nice, cool as f*ck, like a laugh, just wanna have some fun and enjoy myself, find it hard to trust people after recent events, not sure what else to say.. .did i mention im cool?

Well if your bored, and have nothing better to do, im your man. If you have other things to do though, id give me a miss. Infact, thats just me being bitter and upset, so im gonna leave it as a reminder for me to cheer my whinging ass up. In reality, im easy and ill do whatever YOU want to do.