So how do I tell you that I am a nice respectful and honest guy without sounding like every other guy? Well I can't so I need you to play along with me and pretend I never said it. I take great pride in my ability to make people smile, laugh and LOL on a regular basis. I am hoping to find a nice girl who is not in a relationship and wants to be friends so that we can spend time together having fun doing things that distract us from the every day dull things that we have to do. I'm going to end this now since I don't think either of us is going to get to know the other without meeting and getting to know each other for real. Thank you for reading and I hope we can get together and have some fun sometime.

Keep it simple to start something like a Coffee Shop or Restaurant where we can talk