Me: fun, sexy, generous (and appreciative), kissable, laid back, caring, loyal, sarcastic (but know when to be serious), self-aware, outgoing, sane (now that's an important one!), modest, bright, understanding, genuine, fallible, girl-next-door yet totally unexpected, just as comfortable discussing sports, current events, or pop culture (shocking, I know), easy on the eyes (now you won't find me on the cover of Maxim, but I've got curves in the right places), rather un-photogenic (and though it may not help online dating, at least my photos are real), prefer a t-shirt and jeans, but don't mind dressing up, try to be a good friend, daughter, and sister (thanks, mom and dad). I live in Montclair, NJ and work for a large non-profit in NYC; fortunate to both be surrounded by quality people and get to help those in need. I'd like to think I have a lot to offer someone special, but I guess you'd be the judge. (I've heard there's some "interesting" women on here; the pregnant one being the most memorable. That being said, perhaps I can restore your faith in online dating. It's a tall order, but someone's gotta do it!)

You: light up a room but still make me feel like I'm the only one in it, intelligent, wicked sense of humor (can dish it and take it), chivalrous, romantic, athletic, energetic, masculine yet sensitive (football fans- no penalty for holding), confident yet humble, appreciate family, know what you want and that it can't be bought, say what you mean and mean what you say, don't like being wrong but can admit a mistake (hey, we're only human), and follow certain teams and still root for them during their losing streaks and seasons. (I was born and bred a Mets fan, though they broke my heart AGAIN. So, for all you Yankees fans, as you relish in your win, don't forget the late 80s and early 90s!...but, if asked politely, I may recite some of Sterling's calls.) You appreciate the finer things in life, but still value all the little things- like a good kiss, the sound of your best friend's laugh, or an unexpected compliment. Please be single, straight, older, no kids, and proximal. (Hey, your time's valuable, too). Bonus points for emails more substantive than "hey cutie" or variations thereof, ya dig?!

Us: no games, no drama (yes, really!) Whatever happens, best of luck navigating these murky waters. (I mean, let's face it, we both know that sometimes this sea is more like a jungle...)

We can start by telling each other that we look even better in person...now I wasn't a science major, but some chemistry would sure be nice! ("giggity, giggity...alllllriiiiight!")