This is like a resume'... right? Where you pump yourself up beyond all expectations so that someone will hire you? Well... I'm terrible at resume's!! For me... it's all about getting your 'foot in the door'... once you've made it to that face-to-face meeting... you let them decide. You just know that fate itself will eventually take over and if that person is good or great about picking out the weinies from the gems... then I'm all yours (hummm... oh... yea... that's if you like weinies or gems!!)

Look... I do my own laundry... what more could you ask for!?!

Well... she'll have to let me do HER laundry!! I swear... I won't try anything on!! (I'll bring the Cointreau... you bring the wine!!)