| | If I gotta write something I might as well swing for the F***ing Fences. Enough of the P.C. 'About Me' descriptions. I'm awesome on paper but who likes paper. F*** paper. Sgt. Angel here trying to switch off... and if you know who Sgt. Angel is then you deserve a pint of lager.
Modern Television like "The Hills" and movies such as "You Got Served" are slowly melting our brains into useless goo. And I've thought that way long before the extraterrestrials who run HULU marketed their evil plan.
If I believed in flying spaghetti monsters (or 'god' if you will) I think he would be Jon Stewart.... and Colbert would be Jesus. Seriously.
I recently had a slightly inebriated discussion with 4 concession stand employees about the folly that is 'Paper Popcorn Bags' 6 shots and 2 beers and I was arguing for the structural integrity of popcorn buckets against bags. Not to mention the marketing and premium upgrade opportunities. Are you gonna pay a $1 extra for a paper bag that has this years blockbuster hero on it? HELL NO! You want a Spaghetti Monster Damned Bucket that can hold your F***ing popcorn in the most extreme conditions without dropping a damn kernel and that won't get carelessly crumpled at the end of your cinematic adventure.
Real stuff?
I have a great career with amazing opportunities and challenges. I love it, even though it's a serious strain on faith in humanity.
I would take a bullet for my friends, my co-workers, and for either of my dogs.
I was a brainiac in school and I just started reading again. I've lost most memory of basic mathematical functions in my 4 year sabbatical from academia, but I'm going back to school. 'Outliers' by Malcom Gladwell is amazing. 'I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell' is more than likely embellished quite a bit, but Hilarious regardless. Next reads are 'Tipping Point', 'Blink', 'Why We Suck', 'Hot, Flat and Crowded' among a few others.
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