I am looking for a woman who wants to talk until the wee hours of the morning, grab breakfast at the local diner, and then sit in a tree flinging frozen peas at tourists.

I want a woman who is real, can always just be herself, and loves a gentleman nerd.

I believe life should be spent exploring all things new and re-visiting amazing places from the past. Hence my career in television, and my background in archaeology. However, I'm not certain how my stand-up comedy fits in to that statement.

Let's go out, laugh, and just be ourselves!

I have studied Aristotle, Plato, Descartes, Shakespeare, Dante, and all the greats so yes, I also know when to be serious. ;) Now let's fall madly in love and giggle while holding hands. Alas, I guess I am admitting I am looking for love. How uncool is that!

To make myself seem cooler, I included a picture of a Ferrari. I don't own a Ferrari, but from what I hear a lot of guys add car pictures to make themselves seem awesome.

Smile. That's the first step.