They say that it's relationships in your life that count in the end. I spend way too much time relating to my computer, who will no doubt outlive me in some vast computer wasteland. I would like to spend some quality time with a (real) man (no I'm not sure what that is either) 50+ who still thinks life is a bigger adventure than ever, who appreciates and reciprocates wit (no puns allowed), who stays in decent shape (like me), who appreciates the finer things in life (fast cars) as well as the most mundane (fast cars), can fit in easily with all manner of people from the artsy to the guy who blows the leaves off my lawn (who may be also artsy, who knows), and who likes women. Oh, and is generally happy. I don't meet men my age b/c the music biz is for the young (I'm in denial). Without sounding too high-minded, I'd very much like to meet my match and then some...

I am too hard-working (hopefully temporary); believe in quality time over quantity; like champagne and opera but also honky tonks and, well, I don't like beer, actually; I'm energetic, adventurous, I don't like long walks on the beach, I 'd rather drive up the coast with the top down; I like to think my style ranges from hippie chic to classically timeless; I'm pretty direct and appreciate the same; I like a man who can bring out my domestic side, doesn't always happen; I like to entertain in my home, watch a good thriller or black-and-white. I don't like bebop jazz, most KCRW music, or texting. I have two rules in my house: no lying and kill all bugs.

Surprise me.