I keep getting into all these funky moods where I just don't like my about me section and feel this intense need to do something to it.

It's too drony...It goes on and on in such a "oh this is me and this is my life" kind of way which is way too....boring? typical? blah? I don't know.

Blatant facts, while useful are like reading a manual for some high tech equipment. Sure, you'll read it, then you'll pick up the item and totally forget everything you just read and tinker with it until you've figured it out, only referring to the manual for minor, irrelevant pieces of information like "How To Set The Time."

So why bother right? Well, no, you see there are things that people need to know before they buy said high tech equipment, or in this case, contact one particular girl over others....or in addition to others (face it, I'm realistic). So, now it is my job to figure out what you, the perspective suitor, needs to hear in order to want to "Message Iwillpokeyou Now!."

So, where to start? Well, I think its only fair to tell you that I'm a fat chick. Yes I know, horrible blasphemy! A chubby gal on a dating site! Bring the torches and large wooden crosses! Or not. In any case, I will go on to say that I'm one of the few fat girls who is not attracted to black or hispanic men. Before you feel the need to message me saying what a horrible person I am and that I'm a racist, please do remember that it is a preference. I don't get huffy when guys say "sorry, I don't like big girls" sand neither should you, I'm just saving both of us some time.

To continue! I work, I don't make a lot of money, but I make enough to handle what I need to handle so it's all good, I'm not a "gold digger" as so many guys here seem to fear, heck, I don't even have any mining equipment. I do however ask that you have some (legal and taxable) profession of some kind. I am also going to school. Right now I'm getting my RVT training (betcha can't figure that out without the help of google) and hopefully will go to school to become a veterinarian of large animal medicine.

More, let's see, I don't smoke, I don't use drugs and I hardly ever drink. This mini rant/about me section is the end result of working from 10pm to 4am. I'm an insomniac and I'm more weird than normal when I don't sleep. I am the antithesis of "outdoorsy." I have pet rats. I have kissed a live chicken on the head (my high school had a small farm on it and I loved my chickens). I like to draw, I am not good at it, don't ask me about it. I have a crazy-insane memory, I may not have any sense of time, and I may forget people's names and where I put my keys but I will remember random details that will make you look sideways at me in amazement...seriously. I like learning new words, and still will pull out a dictionary every once in a while to make sure I'm using a word the correct way.

I despise text speak! I never use it! Not even when texting! HINT bloody HINT.

To wrap this whole thing up:
When you meet me you will be meeting my representative (as I will be meeting yours). On the outside, I may seem boring and shy. My one savings grace is I'm the kind of girl who doesn't need a lot to be entertained or be entertaining, for that matter. I enjoy simple things and random people.

So, if you've survived this mini babbling tirade and, heck, maybe even enjoyed yourself then send me a message. And if not, check back in couple weeks, I might have changed my profile to something which better suits you.

PS.

This needs to go somewhere because its important to me: I shower, brush my teeth, use deodorant and put on clean clothes every day. Please, for the love of all that is holy have the same basic hygiene. And be aware that 12 gallons of cologne is not a substitute for having basic hygiene.

Thank you and good night.

I like coffee shops for first meets (or boba!), after that I'm pretty much open as to what the first date will be.